IGNORE ME!

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

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(via ridingsheepinnewzealand)

I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I’VE QUOTED THIS WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING

(via ridingsheepinnewzealand)

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

(via ridingsheepinnewzealand)

johnkellogg:

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

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m-ignon:

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

Da fuck?

(via awakenmylove)

(via ridingsheepinnewzealand)

clinttbarton: that time Sam Winchester and Superman almost got into a fight that Lizzie McGuire broke up

clinttbarton:

that time Sam Winchester and Superman almost got into a fight that Lizzie McGuire broke up

(via ridingsheepinnewzealand)

gallifrey-feels:

alaskaisnotlost:

nidoqueeen:

sweetsiddaleigh:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF FOREVER

literally every person on tumblr.

In case you were wondering, this is what it’s like to work in customer service.

also tech support

and reception

(Source: unalike, via the-silent-cartographer)

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promo4homo:

still my favorite post

(Source: andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic, via ridingsheepinnewzealand)

(Source: sambraddock, via daisyloveletters)

cutlerish:

oddspeakandco:

iampunkassbetch:

I can’t. Holy shit I just can’t

MY SCHOOL DID THE JEOPARDY MUSIC THING

So did mine.

(Source: thetextpostsfromhell, via wilwheaton)

shadoweridan: doublejuggalopresidency: hotanimegirl: did this broccoli just flip me off? someone add glasses and a scarf ask and ye shall receive. 

shadoweridan:

doublejuggalopresidency:

hotanimegirl:

did this broccoli just flip me off?

someone add glasses and a scarf

ask and ye shall receive. 

(via the-silent-cartographer)

felonyfey: decayedintelligence: There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now. Norway - forever the most metal country ever.

felonyfey:

decayedintelligence:


There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now.

Norway - forever the most metal country ever.

(Source: mansonyouth, via the-silent-cartographer)

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

(via itwasdeliberate)